The guys were all at
Spring Creek Camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so
badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him
the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first guy slept with
Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and
his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? He
said, "Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all
night." The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning,
same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said,
"Man, what happened to you? You look awful! He said, 'Man, that
Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night."
The third night was Fred's turn. Fred was a tanned, older cowboy, a
man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and
bushy-tailed. "Good morning!" he said. They couldn't believe
it. They said, "Man, what happened?" He said, "Well, we
got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the
butt, and kissed him good night. Bob sat up and watched me all
night." With age comes wisdom.
